Thursday, January 19, 2012

Peg after Peg

Shivaji Maharaj
I got this hilarious email from a friend of mine and it's been over three days now but everytime i read this stuff it cracks me up. I thought you might wanna read this.

(Note: There is this name mentioned in the joke 'Shivaji Maharaj' , I know this spoils the fun but non-Indian might not know him. Shivaji Maharaj was an Indian king and I have also posted a pic of him to make things more graphical).. 

 Here it goes.

I never take risk while drinking

When I come from office in the evening, wife is cooking

I can hear the noise of utensils in the kitchen

I stealthily enter the house

Take out the bottle from my black cupboard

Shivaji Maharaj is looking at me from the photo frame

But still no one is aware of it

Becoz I never take a risk

I take out the glass from the rack above the old sink

Quickly enjoy one peg

Wash the glass and again keep it on the rack

Of course I also keep the bottle inside my cupboard

Shivaji Maharaj is giving a smile

I peep into the kitchen

Wife is cutting potatoes

No one is aware of what I did

Becoz I never take a risk

I: Any news on Chopra's daughter's marriage

Wife: Nope, she doesn't seem to be that lucky. Still they are looking out
for her

I again come out; there is a small noise of the black cupboard

But I don't make any sound while taking out the bottle

I take out the glass from the old rack above sink

Quickly enjoy one peg

Wash the bottle and keep it in the sink

Also keep the Black Glass in the cupboard

But still no one is aware of what I did

Becoz I never take a risk

I: But still I think Chopra's daughter's age is not that much

Wife: What are you saying? She is 28 yrs old... Like an aged horse

I: (I forgot her age is 28) Oh Oh...

I again take out potatoes out from my black cupboard

But the cupboard's place has automatically changed

I take out the bottle from the rack and quickly enjoy one peg in the sink

Shivaji Maharaj laughs loudly

I keep the rack in the potatoes & wash Shivaji Maharaj's photo & keep

It in the black cupboard

Wife is keeping the sink on the stove

But still no one is aware of what I did

Becoz I never take a risk

I: (getting angry) you call Mr. Chopra a horse? If you say that again,

I will cut your tongue...!

Wife: Don't just blabber something, go out and sit quietly...

I take out the bottle from the potatoes

Go in the black cupboard and enjoy a peg

Wash the sink and keep it over the rack

Wife is giving a smile

Shivaji Maharaj is still cooking

But still no one is aware of what I did

Becoz I never take a risk

I: (laughing) So Chopra is marrying a horse!!

Wife: Hey go and sprinkle some water on your face...

I again go to the kitchen, and quietly sit on the rack

Stove is also on the rack

There is a small noise of bottles from the room outside

I peep and see that wife is enjoying a peg in the sink

But none of the horses are aware of what I did

Becoz Shivaji Maharaj never takes a risk

Chopra is still cooking

And I am looking at my wife from the photo and laughing

Becoz I never take Risk

Thursday, November 3, 2011

This post is dedicated to my beloved :

 Ankhen Band Kar Lu Jo Mein
dekhu Bas Tumhe
khwabon Mein Keh Sakta Huin Aapna Tumhe
rehne De Mera Ye Wehemte Hi Yakin
na Jaoge
pyar Ki Yeh Raat Hai Ab Na Ja
chotisi Ik Baat Hai Ab Na Ja
tumhi Se Hai Meri Neendein Na Bhi Ho To Kya
tumhi Se Hai Meri Baatein  Na Bhi Ho To Kya
kehne De Taaron Ko Kahaani Ankahi
na Jaoge
pyar Ki Yeh Raat Hai Ab Na Ja
chotisi Ik Baat Hai Ab Na Ja

pal Do Pal Ka Saath Hai Ab Na Ja
jadusi Ye Raat Hai Ab Na Ja
ab Na Ja

aankhen De Pyaar Ki Boondein
bikhre Se Kai Sawaal
ankhon Mein Kitne Mausam Pal Mein Beetein Kitne Saal
behne De Jahan Bhi Le Jayen Zindagi Na Jaoge
pyar Ki Yeh Raat Hai Ab Na Ja
choti Si Ik Baat Hai Ab Na Ja
pal Do Pal Ka Saath Hai
ab Na Ja
jadusi Ye Raat Hai Ab Na Ja
ab Na Ja

Tuesday, October 11, 2011

Music maestro Jagjit Singh

Jagjit Singh
                                       चिठ्ठी ना कोइ संदेस  जाने वो कौन सा देस
                                        जहां तुम चले गए
                                      इस दिल पे लगा के ठेंस  जाने वो कौन सा देस
                                       जहां तुम चले गए
His deep, dignified voice carried the restlessness of a vagabond's heart and a philosopher's calm. Music maestro Jagjit Singh, 70, who passed away at Lilavati Hospital due to brain hemorrhage and terminal cardio-respiratory failure here on Monday (10th October 2011) morning.

May Almighty God grant him eternal rest and may his soul rest in peace.

Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Navratri 2011

Maa Durga
                         Ya Devi Sarva Bhutesu Shakti rupena samsthita
                                      Namestasyai Namestasyai  Namestasyai Namo Namah 

Maa Durga Aarti 
    Jai ambe Gowrii maiyaa, Jai shyaamaa Gowrii
         Nishadina tumako dhyaavata, Hari brahma shivjii
Bholo Jai Ambe Gowri

Maang sinduur viraajat, Tiko mriga madako
Ujjvalase dho nainaa, Chandravadaniko
Bholo Jai Ambe Gowri.

Kanaka samaan kalevar, Raktaambar raaje,
Raktapushpa galamaalaa, Kantan par saaje,
Bholo Jai Ambe Gowri.

Kehari vaahana raajata, Khadaga khappara dhaari,
Sura nara muni jana sevata, Tinake dukha haari,
Bholo Jai Ambe Gowri.

Kaanana kundala shobhita, Naasaagre motii
 Kotika chandra divaakara, Sam raajata jyotii,
Bholo Jai Ambe Gowri.

Shumbha nishumbha vidaare, Mahishaasura ghaatii
Dhuumra vilochana nainaa, Nishidina madamaatii
Bholo Jai Ambe Gowri.  

Chanda Munda Samharo Sonitha Bheeja Hare,
       Madhu Kaidabha dhou Maare, Sura Bhaya heen kare,
Bholo Jai Ambe Gowri. 

Brahmaanii rudraanii, Tuma kamalaa raani
   Aagama-nigama bakhaanii, Tuma shiva pataraani,
Bholo Jai Ambe Gowri.

Chausatha yoginii gaavat, Nritya karata bhairon,
Baajata taala mridanga, Aura baajata damaruu,
Bholo Jai Ambe Gowri.

Tuma ho jaga kii maataa, Tuma hii ho bhartaa,
Bhaktan ki dukha hartaa, Sukha sampati kartaa,
Bholo Jai Ambe Gowri.

Bhujaa chaara ati shobhita, Vara mudraa dhaarii
Mana vaanchita phala paavat, Sevata nara naarii
Bholo Jai Ambe Gowri.

            Kanchana thaala viraajata, Agaru kapuura baatii
Mala ketu mein raajat, Kotiratana jyotii
Bholo Jai Ambe Gowri.

Maa ambe ki Aarthi jo koi nar Gave,
               Kahath Shivananda swami, sukha sampathi pave.
Bholo Jai Ambe Gowri.

Saturday, May 14, 2011

Perfect Love

A worried woman went to her gynecologist and said: 'Doctor, I have a serious problem and desperately need your help! My baby is not even 1 year old and I'm pregnant again. I don't want kids so close together.
So the doctor said: 'Ok and what do you wan...t me to do?' She said: 'I want you
to end my pregnancy, and I'm counting on your help with this.'

The doctor thought for a little, and after some silence he said to the lady: 'I think I have a better solution for your problem. It's less dangerous for you too.'

She smiled, thinking that the doctor was going to accept her request. Then he continued: 'You see, in order for you not to have to take care 2 babies at the same time, let's kill the one in your arms. This way, you could rest some before the other one is born. If we're going to kill one of them, it doesn't matter which one it is. There would be no risk for your body if you chose the one in your arms.

The lady was horrified and said: 'No doctor! How terrible! It's a crime to kill a child! 'I agree', the doctor replied. 'But you seemed to be OK with it, so I thought maybe that was the best solution.'

The doctor smiled, realizing that he had made his point. He convinced the mom that there is no difference in killing a child that's already been born and one that's still in the womb. The crime is the same!

If you agree, please SHARE. Together we can help save precious lives! "Love says I sacrifice myself for the good of the other person. Abortion says I sacrifice the other person for the good of myself..."

Jesus sacrificed Himself for the good of sinners! That's perfect love!

Monday, February 14, 2011

be my Valentine

I Want You To Be My Valentine.

Tu Mujhe Soch Kabhi Yahin Chaahath Hai Meri
Mein Tujhe Jaan Kahoon Yahin Hasrath Hai Meri
Mein Tere Pyar Ka Armaan Liye Baitha Hoon
Tu Kisi Aur Ko Chaahe Kabhi Yeh Khudha Na Karen

P.S. I  Love You

Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Kabhi Kabhi Mere Dil Mein

It's For You!
Kabhi kabhi mere dil main khayal aata hain
Ki zindagi teri zulfon ki narm chhaon main guzarne pati
to shadab ho bhi sakti thi.

Yeh ranj-o-gham ki siyahi jo dil pe chhayi hain

Teri nazar ki shuaon main kho bhi sakti thi.

Magar yeh ho na saka aur ab ye aalam hain

Ki tu nahin, tera gham teri justjoo bhi nahin.

Guzar rahi hain kuchh iss tarah zindagi jaise,

isse kisi ke sahare ki aarzoo bhi nahin.

Na koi raah, na manzil, na roshni ka suraag

Bhatak rahin hai andheron main zindagi meri.
Inhi andheron main reh jaoonga kabhi kho kar
Main janta hoon meri hum-nafas, magar yoonhi
Kabhi kabhi mere dil main khayal aata hai.
Why is it that we don't always recognize the moment love begins, but we always recognize the moment it ends?

Love is a many splendid things; the phrase commonly heard when love is defined. Often than not, this word is used but not truly thought of the deeper meaning of it. Love is like the truth, sometimes it prevails, sometimes it hurts.

The pain of love will last Forever,People who have suffered with this pain can live without anyone, even without its lover, because the grief is enough to allow him to live.

Lets celebrate the pain together,
The pain of love.

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