Random Thoughts

Shivaji Maharaj I got this hilarious email from a friend of mine and it's been over three days now but everytime i read this stuff it cracks me up. I thought you might wanna read this. ( Note : There is this name mentioned in the joke 'Shivaji Maharaj' , I know this spoils the fun but non-Indian might not know him. Shivaji Maharaj was an Indian king and I have also posted a pic of him to make things more graphical)..    Here it goes. I never take risk while drinking When I come from office in the evening, wife is cooking I can hear the noise of utensils in the kitchen I stealthily enter the house Take out the bottle from my black cupboard Shivaji Maharaj is looking at me from the photo frame But still no one is aware of it Becoz I never take a risk I take out the glass from the rack above the old sink Quickly enjoy one peg Wash the glass and again keep it on the rack Of course I also keep the bottle inside my cupboard Shivaji Maharaj is giv

This post is dedicated to my beloved :  Ankhen Band Kar Lu Jo Mein dekhu Bas Tumhe khwabon Mein Keh Sakta Huin Aapna Tumhe rehne De Mera Ye Wehemte Hi Yakin na Jaoge pyar Ki Yeh Raat Hai Ab Na Ja chotisi Ik Baat Hai Ab Na Ja tumhi Se Hai Meri Neendein Na Bhi Ho To Kya tumhi Se Hai Meri Baatein  Na Bhi Ho To Kya kehne De Taaron Ko Kahaani Ankahi na Jaoge pyar Ki Yeh Raat Hai Ab Na Ja chotisi Ik Baat Hai Ab Na Ja pal Do Pal Ka Saath Hai Ab Na Ja jadusi Ye Raat Hai Ab Na Ja ab Na Ja aankhen De Pyaar Ki Boondein bikhre Se Kai Sawaal ankhon Mein Kitne Mausam Pal Mein Beetein Kitne Saal behne De Jahan Bhi Le Jayen Zindagi Na Jaoge pyar Ki Yeh Raat Hai Ab Na Ja choti Si Ik Baat Hai Ab Na Ja pal Do Pal Ka Saath Hai ab Na Ja jadusi Ye Raat Hai Ab Na Ja ab Na Ja

Maa Durga                          Ya Devi Sarva Bhutesu Shakti rupena samsthita                                       Namestasyai Namestasyai  Namestasyai Namo Namah  Maa Durga Aarti      Jai ambe Gowrii maiyaa, Jai shyaamaa Gowrii          Nishadina tumako dhyaavata, Hari brahma shivjii Bholo Jai Ambe Gowri   Maang sinduur viraajat, Tiko mriga madako Ujjvalase dho nainaa, Chandravadaniko Bholo Jai Ambe Gowri. Kanaka samaan kalevar, Raktaambar raaje, Raktapushpa galamaalaa, Kantan par saaje, Bholo Jai Ambe Gowri. Kehari vaahana raajata, Khadaga khappara dhaari, Sura nara muni jana sevata, Tinake dukha haari, Bholo Jai Ambe Gowri. Kaanana kundala shobhita, Naasaagre motii  Kotika chandra divaakara, Sam raajata jyotii, Bholo Jai Ambe Gowri. Shumbha nishumbha vidaare, Mahishaasura ghaatii Dhuumra vilochana nainaa, Nishidina madamaatii Bholo Jai Ambe Gowri.   Chanda Munda Samharo Sonitha Bheeja Hare,        Madhu Kaidabha dhou Maare, Sura Bhaya heen kare, Bholo Jai Ambe