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Shivaji Maharaj I got this hilarious email from a friend of mine and it's been over three days now but everytime i read this stuff it cracks me up. I thought you might wanna read this. ( Note : There is this name mentioned in the joke 'Shivaji Maharaj' , I know this spoils the fun but non-Indian might not know him. Shivaji Maharaj was an Indian king and I have also posted a pic of him to make things more graphical)..    Here it goes. I never take risk while drinking When I come from office in the evening, wife is cooking I can hear the noise of utensils in the kitchen I stealthily enter the house Take out the bottle from my black cupboard Shivaji Maharaj is looking at me from the photo frame But still no one is aware of it Becoz I never take a risk I take out the glass from the rack above the old sink Quickly enjoy one peg Wash the glass and again keep it on the rack Of course I also keep the bottle inside my cupboard Shivaji Maharaj is giv
This post is dedicated to my beloved :  Ankhen Band Kar Lu Jo Mein dekhu Bas Tumhe khwabon Mein Keh Sakta Huin Aapna Tumhe rehne De Mera Ye Wehemte Hi Yakin na Jaoge pyar Ki Yeh Raat Hai Ab Na Ja chotisi Ik Baat Hai Ab Na Ja tumhi Se Hai Meri Neendein Na Bhi Ho To Kya tumhi Se Hai Meri Baatein  Na Bhi Ho To Kya kehne De Taaron Ko Kahaani Ankahi na Jaoge pyar Ki Yeh Raat Hai Ab Na Ja chotisi Ik Baat Hai Ab Na Ja pal Do Pal Ka Saath Hai Ab Na Ja jadusi Ye Raat Hai Ab Na Ja ab Na Ja aankhen De Pyaar Ki Boondein bikhre Se Kai Sawaal ankhon Mein Kitne Mausam Pal Mein Beetein Kitne Saal behne De Jahan Bhi Le Jayen Zindagi Na Jaoge pyar Ki Yeh Raat Hai Ab Na Ja choti Si Ik Baat Hai Ab Na Ja pal Do Pal Ka Saath Hai ab Na Ja jadusi Ye Raat Hai Ab Na Ja ab Na Ja

Music maestro Jagjit Singh

Jagjit Singh                                        चिठ्ठी ना कोइ संदेस  जाने वो कौन सा देस                                         जहां तुम चले गए                                       इस दिल पे लगा के ठेंस  जाने वो कौन सा देस                                        जहां तुम चले गए His deep, dignified voice carried the restlessness of a vagabond's heart and a philosopher's calm. Music maestro Jagjit Singh, 70, who passed away at Lilavati Hospital due to brain hemorrhage and terminal cardio-respiratory failure here on Monday (10th October 2011) morning. May Almighty God grant him eternal rest and may his soul rest in peace.

Navratri 2011

Maa Durga                          Ya Devi Sarva Bhutesu Shakti rupena samsthita                                       Namestasyai Namestasyai  Namestasyai Namo Namah  Maa Durga Aarti      Jai ambe Gowrii maiyaa, Jai shyaamaa Gowrii          Nishadina tumako dhyaavata, Hari brahma shivjii Bholo Jai Ambe Gowri   Maang sinduur viraajat, Tiko mriga madako Ujjvalase dho nainaa, Chandravadaniko Bholo Jai Ambe Gowri. Kanaka samaan kalevar, Raktaambar raaje, Raktapushpa galamaalaa, Kantan par saaje, Bholo Jai Ambe Gowri. Kehari vaahana raajata, Khadaga khappara dhaari, Sura nara muni jana sevata, Tinake dukha haari, Bholo Jai Ambe Gowri. Kaanana kundala shobhita, Naasaagre motii  Kotika chandra divaakara, Sam raajata jyotii, Bholo Jai Ambe Gowri. Shumbha nishumbha vidaare, Mahishaasura ghaatii Dhuumra vilochana nainaa, Nishidina madamaatii Bholo Jai Ambe Gowri.   Chanda Munda Samharo Sonitha Bheeja Hare,        Madhu Kaidabha dhou Maare, Sura Bhaya heen kare, Bholo Jai Ambe

Perfect Love

A worried woman went to her gynecologist and said: 'Doctor, I have a serious problem and desperately need your help! My baby is not even 1 year old and I'm pregnant again. I don't want kids so close together. So the doctor said: 'Ok and what do you wan...t me to do?' She said: 'I want you to end my pregnancy, and I'm counting on your help with this.' The doctor thought for a little, and after some silence he said to the lady: 'I think I have a better solution for your problem. It's less dangerous for you too.' She smiled, thinking that the doctor was going to accept her request. Then he continued: 'You see, in order for you not to have to take care 2 babies at the same time, let's kill the one in your arms. This way, you could rest some before the other one is born. If we're going to kill one of them, it doesn't matter which one it is. There would be no risk for your body if you chose the one in your arms. The lady was

be my Valentine

I Want You To Be My Valentine. Tu Mujhe Soch Kabhi Yahin Chaahath Hai Meri Mein Tujhe Jaan Kahoon Yahin Hasrath Hai Meri Mein Tere Pyar Ka Armaan Liye Baitha Hoon Tu Kisi Aur Ko Chaahe Kabhi Yeh Khudha Na Karen P.S. I  Love You

Kabhi Kabhi Mere Dil Mein

It's For You! Kabhi kabhi mere dil main khayal aata hain Ki zindagi teri zulfon ki narm chhaon main guzarne pati to shadab ho bhi sakti thi. Yeh ranj-o-gham ki siyahi jo dil pe chhayi hain Teri nazar ki shuaon main kho bhi sakti thi. Magar yeh ho na saka aur ab ye aalam hain Ki tu nahin, tera gham teri justjoo bhi nahin. Guzar rahi hain kuchh iss tarah zindagi jaise, isse kisi ke sahare ki aarzoo bhi nahin. Na koi raah, na manzil, na roshni ka suraag Bhatak rahin hai andheron main zindagi meri.   Inhi andheron main reh jaoonga kabhi kho kar Main janta hoon meri hum-nafas, magar yoonhi   Kabhi kabhi mere dil main khayal aata hai.   Why is it that we don't always recognize the moment love begins, but we always recognize the moment it ends? Love is a many splendid things; the phrase commonly heard when love is defined. Often than not, this word is used but not truly thought of the deeper meaning of it. Love is like the truth, sometimes it prevails, sometimes